AISubs v3.7
[Today's prank is...]
[a prank where we prank a person who wants to give us a gift.]
[If we succeed in pranking them, they'll give us a gift.]
[Let's get started!]
You look nervous.
I don't like this.
I'm too nervous.
But you look like you're having fun.
You look like you're having fun.
You look like a teacher.
Hello, everyone.
I'm a teacher, Yusuke Shibata.
I'm not a teacher.
Today,
I want to give you a gift.
In this world...
You're embarrassed.
Can I do it again?
Do it again.
It must be hard.
You're doing it yourself.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
I'm a teacher, Yoshibata.
Today,
I want to introduce you to someone.
Yes.
When we're in an information society,
human relationships and
how we use our minds
can get tiring.
That's why we have this.
When you click it,
there's no slide changing system.
There isn't.
Please do it yourself.
And show me.
If you don't have it, just push it yourself.
Please show me.
Is it similar?
It's good.
I'm sorry.
The person I'm going to introduce you is...
Yes.
A necessary person for modern society.
A man who gives comfort to people and knows the real love.
Here he is.
Right?
That's the kind of video it is.
This man, Shibata Yusuke.
He may look like a novelist,
but I'd like to introduce you to the fact that he's a really wonderful human being.
He looks like a novelist.
The quality of the photo is good.
My ex-cameraman took it for me.
That's a good question.
Thank you very much.
I personally don't like this photo.
Let's take a look at the specifications.
He was born on December 30, 1905.
And he has Alzheimer's disease.
Alzheimer's disease is a status that is important for friends and going out with people.
And he is the number one private college student in the prefecture.
Is that so?
That's what I said.
Excuse me.
Innovation.
Get in there.
Here's the next one.
Oops, I forgot.
What was it?
What was the next one?
Who can answer this question?
It's difficult.
Yes, it is.
Your income number is 378...
Yes, it is.
Please cut it out.
You're so rude.
Are you okay?
The next one is...
Special skills, right?
I think special skills are the most important.
I see.
That's a good point.
But...
This is...
What was it?
It's funny.
Excuse me.
It's funny.
Yusuke Shibata is basically a funny person.
Oh, I see.
That's what it means.
Well, black companies and other human relations...
No...
They don't get mad!
I think this is an important factor.
They don't care about being together.
Yusuke Shibata is that kind of person.
I see.
Isn't he the best man for friends?
Amazing.
Oh?
Oh, this is a nosebleed.
(Laughing)
This is my second nosebleed in my life.
(Laughing)
If his nose is orange,
it means that he has a little bleeding from his cornea.
His pustules are weak.
(Laughing)
Are you praising me? Are you making fun of me?
Yes!
Everyone, this is important.
Everyone, have you ever forgotten to give your friends a birthday present?
Yes, I have.
At that time, you may feel sorry for your friends,
and you may worry about whether your friends will get mad at you or not.
I think you will have such feelings.
But Yusuke Shibata doesn't need to be mad at you at all.
I have prepared a graph of Yusuke Shibata's behavior.
Let me show you.
Okay.
Here it is.
40% of people don't notice.
34% of people give you a present.
That's pretty good.
13% of people wish you a happy new year.
12% of people get mad at you.
His birthday is December 30th,
which is between Christmas and New Year's Day.
He is a very convenient man.
Where is "0.82% of people"?
(Laughing)
You said you wouldn't get mad at me.
12% of people get mad at you.
You are fast at calculating.
(Laughing)
You get mad at me, don't you?
Oh?
Maybe.
Oops.
(Laughing)
My son did it again.
(Laughing)
I have a son, you know.
My hard work always gets in the way of my work.
(Laughing)
This is not good.
Hello?
Wife?
Can you take care of my son for a moment?
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey.
Can you not get in the way of your father's work?
(Laughing)
This is not good.
Teacher, I want to say "I love you" at the end.
I love you.
(Laughing)
I know.
You say it a lot.
I need a modern society to teach my son how to love in this way.
I'll roll up.
What?
(Laughing)
It's just a good question.
I know you think I'm ugly.
But let me tell you about my facial features in recent years.
The blue one is my facial features.
By the way, the white one is Ryosuke Yamada's facial features.
(Laughing)
What is "facial features white"?
(Laughing)
And the red one is Tetsuya's facial features.
I don't have any facial features.
That's right.
As he gets older and uglier, his absolute facial features are preserved.
That's why my facial features are up.
It's better than your early facial features.
That's right.
As of 2018, I'm Ryosuke Yamada.
(Laughing)
What is this?
(Laughing)
It's like a play.
"He's love"?
"He's love" is bad, isn't it?
Is it okay in your prefecture?
"He's love" is number one in my prefecture.
"He's love" contains two verbs.
"He's love" is number one in my prefecture.
It's a story.
It's amazing.
It's different from what I expected.
It's completely different.